Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Picture This: Through a Glass Lightly

This last one is not quite finished as professionals will immediately be able to tell. It takes a bit more practice to get to that standard, one hears. This is only the fourth attempt on one's own at home. 

Keeps folk many folk out of mischief so there probably is value to taking up a few #Arts and #Crafts.
No more than three at a time is usually plenty for any one individual at a time. 

Folk can always change which three after a few years of practice. Easy when you know how!

All these done by ithe WildeHeads' MD because anyone can start a blog site to share their own creative efforts.  

Sunday, 27 December 2015

Picture This: Culinary Choices

Saucy Cook’s Love Poem

I want to get your measure, weigh you up, stir and blend with you,
Occasionally freeze, heat you up and warm you through
Keep you on the boil; sizzle with you.
Now and then you’ll no doubt boil over
And I’ll want to beat you, bake you, fry and grill you, fill you;
I want to eat you, toss you, sugar and spice you
Simmer and garnish, tenderise and ice you.
For you’re my crumpet, my plum duff
You’re my spotted dick;
You’re my glace cherry cake
My melting cheese straw stick;
My meat and two veg
My Camberbert wedge
My rolly-polly pud;
My toad-in-the-hole,
My Dover soul – and boy do you taste good!

xxxxx 0000 xxxxx


Naughty, but nice when taste and timing are just right!

By MD and one of Dr Who's former assistants has a copy from years ago with permission already for it to be performed FOC! 

Saturday, 26 December 2015

Picture This: Punchy Pips

Committal Period

by WildeHeads Silent Radio

The year is 3,016 and having finally sorted out the intellectual copyright laws on the originator of the original full stop at the end of sentences to the satisfaction of overtly aggressive protestors that screw up the lives of anyone even vaguely left reasonably sensible – and what a relief that didn’t take long – we now enter into a new era; an era of relative calm while the same protestors begin their appeal action and commence new proceedings on who is the culprit behind the spot, dot, semi colon, full colon (if you’ll excuse the expression), the apostrophe, the pandemic of apathy and the exclamation remarks and similar such notations and interesting marks.

(We should worry - most of Asia is having a much harder time of it than we are over these critical-to-get-right issues as indeed is the Middle East and of course the rest of Europe).

Meanwhile, back home there are calls for a rebranding of these crucial grammatical aids to be renamed.

The ‘Splot’ campaigners are well ahead in the polls as well as in Poland itself; and while the “urm-not-lout”  and “silly-dillas” are strong contenders in European nations along with the snipped version of the original circumflex currently trending mostly as the “circumstantial-flexibibble”. Over here; among the British population our most popular ideas of new names of old problems with punctuation now include... the semi-detached colon, the wholesome – here comes a suppository-deposition-producing-loose-bowel-barium-meal of mildly senapod induced re-laxative –among others.

We have a suspicion that these will soon be overtaken as new in the top ten suggestions this week at No.3 is the “terrace” to avoid confusion that the apostrophe must belong to something or someone, somewhere at some point so let’s just share and co-exist peacefully please cos we’re all getting a rather tired of all this dysfunctional indecision making now. So, straight in at No.1 is - but first the countdown of this week’s top 10 remarkable ideas to aid commitment to communication of any kind.

At a very foetal Number 10 the non-mover “Fully-detached Dash-it” by The international Muppet Sush Puppies

No.9 Splot from the From The choir of the PTSDs (Perpetually Tired Soooo D e-stressing) – up 4 decibel points

No.8 Triple Jeopardy from Three Dot Funnies is up 10

The awesome hard rock anthem Gruel Prison from Unhinged and Bracketed stays secure at No.7

No.6 Oh no, not more info is down from the top spot from Briefly Shocked Comma and Paused

No.5 Dejected Reject is up three this week from Delete, Delete, Erased and Struckthrough

No.4 Not a clue from Ex-clam-nation is a non-mover so now it’s time for the final three and yes, you’ve guess correctly for once... a brand new number one. Straight after this commercial breakdown

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Welcome back... and now... the moments you’ve been waiting for all week, the final top three.
No.3 Terrace from the Mudslid Slumps Gang – still not moving in any direction.

New at No.2 It’s not mine often or that things so I know nothing’ by Fuckleworth Central

While  straight in at No.1 this week we have ‘Silence’ from Ficklefactors Pedant Data Command Community Centre

So it only leaves me to wish you a very good evening partying to your favourite groove but don’t forget to scrounge some clingy film if you’ve run out of don’t-want-more-babies stuff and wrap it more tightly round all your sexy bits. Try and leave either your mouth or nose uncovered to still breathe without making any noise to sing-a-long to this week’s new Number One Record for anyone who has ever heard a kid - Silence.  Night! 

Friday, 25 December 2015

Picture This: The Loving Tree

to everyone in the WORLD!

from all at WildeHeads

I know a tree not far from me 
that twists and contorts just to be. 

It's branches curve and connect with itself 
forming many a crannie and seat and shelf. 

It lives as it must replacing what's lost. 
Always it trusts no matter the cost. 

It is as us
but without all the fuss, 

It just is, just loves; just grows as it gives
For without giving love nothing else lives.
xxxx oooo xxxx


Thursday, 24 December 2015

Monday, 21 December 2015

Picture This: Pictures of a 100,000 happy stories

A picture can tell a hundred thousand stories with as many words; or less.
Help someone you know learn to read and write this festive season.


You never know where learning to read and write might take you.